This page answers the question, “Who is Ross Tavendale”, or at least it aims to answer the question.
You see dear reader, it’s impossible to answer a question that you, youself, do not have an answer to. As I do not actually know who I am in any meaningful sense.
However, over the coming blog posts, I hope to work that out. I’ll be sure to let you know when I do.
Now, if you are a search engine or Roger Daltrey or a smoking caterpillar I imagine you want a better answer to the question “Who are you?”
In that case here is my “bio”.
What does Ross Tavendale do?
I’m the managing director of Type A Media, an SEO agency based in London.
Where is Ross Tavendale from?
Scotland. A town called Carluke to be precise. If you are looking for it, go to Glasgow, listen for the sound of banjos and follow them to the coutryside. You will know you’ve arrived when you start to be overwhelmed by exentiential dread.
How old is Ross Tavendale?
Old enough to know better as my Grandmother used to say. 32 at the time of writing, born in 1989. It was in the paper, next to the fall of the Berlin Wall.
How big is Ross Tavendale?
6 inches on a good day.
Oh, you meant height? On Tinder, I’m 6ft. In real life I’m 5ft 11 and 3 quarters.
What is Ross Tavendale’s net worth
I don’t own a net. But if I did, it wouldn’t be for sale.
Is Ross Tavendale Dead?
Dead handsome? Yes. Dead as a doornail? No.
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As I find out more about myself, I’ll sure to keep the page updated. If you want to see what I am up to NOW then read more over on the now page